the day i saw "do over" i happened to sit behind and a bit diagonal from this total weirdo. this was, of course, situated in the most uncomfortable "pacific cinematheque."
the straw :::i first notice him because he has a plastic straw in his mouth but it's extending horizontally from his mouth and his hand is 1 inch from the end of the straw. i see that he's blowing out of the straw but it's more than that: he's blowing out the straw with growing force. first he inhales, then as he exhales to blow out of the straw, he starts off gentle and then blows out with growing intensity. and as he's doing this, his hand is on the receiving end of his blowing.
he does this about 5 times and when it appears that he's satisfied that he's blown out any and all particles that might be clinging to the inside of this striped white and red straw, he places it (with precision) inside his front left shirt pocket. yes, the straw is sticking out profusely.
i'm immediately elated that i'm witnessing this. but there's more.
the toblerone :::next he prepares his toblerone chocolate. when he retrieves it from his faux computer bag (the cheap kind from 5 years ago) i notice that he is using the zipper with uncommon force. he is seriously zipping the hell out of that poor little plastic device.
he brings out the small toberlone and opens the cardboard part. he pulls out the toberlone with its silver sheath and carefully rips the silver away until there's only 1 inch of it clinging to the bottom of the chocolate bar.
he takes all the silver foil and, using all fingers on both hands, crunches them up into a little flat bundle. he pushes the bundle into the bottom of toberlone cardboard container and then slips the mostly naked toblerone also back into the container. he puts the whole thing on the arm rest on his left.
the rest :::he doesn't do much after this. i feel like i've witnessed some sacred and ritualistic act. i'm waiting for more. in my head i'm yelling "do something else weird guy. come on!!!"
he must of heard me because he brings out his can of pop (it was one of those fake brands) and puts it between his legs. as in, in his crotch. then he leaves it there.
the previews come on and i see that he doesn't crack open the pop can tab until the exact start of the film festival logo is on the screen. he pulls the straw out of his shirt pocket and puts it into the can of pop.
i decide that i paid 8 dollars to watch the film and focus on the film.
when the film ends, the venerable Tony Rayns is there to introduce the taiwanese director. weirdo doesn't stay for this. i'm perplexed. the Q&A is awesome and i even ask a stupid question: what kind of camera did you use?