
i had a short-ish and not expensive list of ingredients to purchase for my planned monday night dinner. i'm thinking maybe $20 to get everything. so how come i ended up spending ALMOST $90 and had to hit 4 (four, the number after three) different grocery stores?????
clearly, grocery shopping FAIL.
and i blame it on my 2hr afternoon nap and the fact that i went shopping when i was really really hungry.
LONG AFTERNOON NAPS_____
i had one of those LONG afternoon naps today where you wake up and you're not sure what day it is or even what year it is. there have been epic afternoon naps where i've thought i was late for work and i've thought i was twelve and still living at home.
that's what the omg-i've-slept-too-long naps do to you:
they screw up the space-time continuum.and they encourage poor shopping decision making. let me give you the exciting play-by-play:
CONTEXT #1.....
monday dinners usually end up being a going-out situation because i have NO ENERGY ON MONDAYS due to the transition from the weekend. THEREFORE, i decided that tonight i would pick up the ingredients needed for the dinner i had planned for monday: chicken corn soup with thai chicken baguette. if i have all the ingredients, then i have no excuse to make dinner.
CONTEXT #2.....
i had planned on going grocery shopping after a late evening workout at the gym. i leave the gym at 8:30pm (note: i have not had dinner yet) and drive to choices for the meat requirements and plan on going to the dollar store on the drive for the rest.
STORE #1: choices - i go to choices (the one on cambie and 19th) for the chicken. this location is undergoing renovations and the entire meat department is under a big orange tarp. so i decide to go to capers just 3 blocks away for the chicken. total bill = $0.00
STORE #2: capers - oh my frack, i'm not going to pay $11.00 for half an organic chicken breast. however, i pickup brown rice crackers, B12 vitamins, parbaked baguettes, caper's very own chicken stock, and green's & black's milk chocolate with almonds. total bill = $43.22
STORE #3: dollar - so economical at dollar. i love dollar. they have their own cloth bags imprinted with the faces of the owners. these bags rule. i'm able to obtain everything on the list but the chicken and the chinese sausage. total bill = $17.21
STORE #4: supervalu - this store depresses the shit out of me. and it's because of the combination of the sickly lighting and the cashiers who somehow make me feel guilty for making more money than them. i go directly to the chicken area but then remember i need creamo, bagels, ground pork, turkey deli meat, and malt vinegar. total bill = $27.45
GRAND TOTAL === $87.88 plus i had to go to four different stores
ok, ok, sure, now i have supplies for other things like breakfast for the week and stuff to make pork dumplings.
but what i'm trying to impress upon the 2 ppl who've read this far into my post is the annoyance of the $20 and 2 stores VERSUS $90 and 4 stores. we've all been there, right?