mushrooms and shoes

about 5 minutes into cooking mushrooms, you know how (if you're cooking in a steel pan) as you're stirring the mushrooms, they start to sound like shoes skuffing in the gym?

like in a basketball game?

yah, i like that sound. i like that an organic matter being heated up sounds like shoes.

speaking of shoes

OH MY GOD



i snuck into the famous annual army & navy shoe sale during lunch today and decided to RETREAT.

there were shoes EVERYWHERE but amazingly enough, there were still shoes on the shelves.